Dearest Redneck Daughter

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Dearest Redneck Daughter,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be
able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that
lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to
change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not to sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled
the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It
only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second
time for four days. About that
coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too
heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put
them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were
really worried and hot because it took him two hours to get me and your
father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out
what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks
just like your brother. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.
Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. Wehad
him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends wentoff a
bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window
and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They
drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more
news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your favorite Aunt,

Mom

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thats funny