Only a Jamaican

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This one maybe some of you already heard it.

An old couple in Jamaica was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from "foreign".

The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened thecoffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest which read:
Dear Mama and Papa: Mi a sen yu wha lef a Puncie fi di funeral dung deh innaJamaica . Sarry seh mi couldn't mek di funeral cause dem seh di expenses demtoo high. Yu wi find inside a di coffin, unda Puncie body: 12 can a Bully Beef 12 bottle a Posner Shampoo 12 bottle a Posner Conditioner 12 bottle a Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion 12 tube a Colgate toothpaste Pon Puncie body is a brand new pair a Nike (size Cool fi Keefa.Unda Puncie head is four pair a Nike fi Boysie son dem.

Puncie a wear six Fubu t-shirt - one is fi Trevor and di rest fi im son dem. Puncie a wear one dozenWonder Bras (a fi mi favorite), jus devide dem mongst the likkle gal dem inna didistrict.Di two dozen Victoria Secret panty dem dat Puncie have on is fi mi nieces and mi cousin dem.Puncie also have on eight Levi pants, tek one fi yuhself andgive direst of dem to di likkle boy dem whey work pon Papa truck. < /SPAN>

Di Swiss diman watch yu did ask mi fa de pan Puncie lef wris and di tings dem wha yu did sen come beg mi for Mama (di earrings, ring and chain), dem is where dem suppose fi wear pon Puncie body, pleasetek dembefore anybody come fi view di body.I hope seh yu get everyting alright.

Di damn palitishan dem mek yu haffe tief all kina way fi get tings eena di kuntri. God bless yu and keep yu, Your loving daughter, Babsie P.S. Mi a beg yu find a dress fi Puncie bury eenna

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LMAO
I never heard of that one before and btw it was really hard to read.

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It's ok